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Hotels Near Do Not Sit On The Furniture

Do Not Sit On The Furniture is in Miami Beach, Florida. The 36 closest bookable hotels are listed below, nearest first, with the real distance from the venue for each. 36 of them are close enough to walk on an event day.

Closest hotel to Do Not Sit On The Furniture: Courtyard Miami Beach South Beach, under 0.3 mi away and walkable on event days. 36 properties within 0.4 mi are compared below.

Hotel room desk with coffee machine and city view: hotels near Do Not Sit On The Furniture

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  • Courtyard Miami Beach South Beach

    Courtyard Miami Beach South Beach

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 3-starGuest score 7.9/10 (318 reviews)

    1530 Washington Avenue, Miami Beach

    Prime Location in South Beach Art Deco District Located in the heart of the vibrant South Beach Art Deco district in Miami Beach, Courtyard Miami Beach South Beach offers a perfec…

  • Iberostar Waves Berkeley Shore

    Iberostar Waves Berkeley Shore

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 4-starGuest score 8.6/10 (1,821 reviews)

    1610 Collins Avenue, Miami Beach

    Beachfront Luxury Luxurious Accommodation Experience comfort and convenience in our guestrooms with free WiFi, a 50-inch flat-screen TV, and a safety deposit box. Enjoy a freshly …

  • Hyatt Centric South Beach Miami

    Hyatt Centric South Beach Miami

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 4-starGuest score 8.2/10 (602 reviews)

    1600 Collins Avenue, Miami Beach

    Rooftop Pool with Stunning Views Experience luxury at Hyatt Centric South Beach Miami with a third-floor rooftop pool offering breathtaking views of the bustling South Beach. Stay…

  • Aqua Hotel & Suites

    Aqua Hotel & Suites

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 3-starGuest score 7.2/10 (509 reviews)

    1530 Collins Ave, Miami Beach

    Convenient Location in South Beach Experience the vibrant South Beach scene at Aqua Hotel & Suites, just steps away from top restaurants and nightlife. Comfortable and Well-Equipp…

  • Loews Miami Beach Hotel

    Loews Miami Beach Hotel

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 4-starGuest score 8.4/10 (4,346 reviews)

    1601 Collins Ave, Miami Beach

    Luxurious Beachfront Resort This Miami Beach resort offers a luxurious beachfront experience with a full-service spa and 6 dining options. Enjoy stunning city or ocean views from …

  • Axel Beach Miami-South Beach - Adults Only

    Axel Beach Miami-South Beach - Adults Only

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 4-starGuest score 8.4/10 (112 reviews)

    Luxurious Adults-Only Retreat Stylish Accommodations and Amenities Indulge in the modern comfort of well-equipped rooms with private bathrooms, TV, and chic decor. Enjoy the conve…

  • Royal Palm South Beach Miami, a Tribute Portfolio Resort

    Royal Palm South Beach Miami, a Tribute Portfolio Resort

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 4-starGuest score 8.2/10 (175 reviews)

    1545 Collins Avenue, Miami Beach

    Luxurious Beachfront Resort Dining Experience: Indulge in a variety of culinary delights at The Compass Rose Bar, Florida Cookery, and Byblos Miami, offering a fusion of flavors t…

  • Kasa El Paseo Miami Beach

    Kasa El Paseo Miami Beach

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 3-starGuest score 8.8/10 (214 reviews)

    405 Espanola Way, Miami Beach

    Proximity to Popular Attractions Nestled in the heart of South Beach, Kasa El Paseo Miami Beach is just steps away from iconic spots like Española Way and the Art Deco Historic Di…

  • Esme Miami Beach

    Esme Miami Beach

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 4-starGuest score 8.4/10 (3,177 reviews)

    1438 Washington Avenue, Miami Beach

    Luxurious Accommodations Experience the epitome of comfort and style at Esme Hotel in Miami Beach. Each air-conditioned room is tastefully furnished with a desk, free WiFi, a seat…

  • Albion South Beach Hotel

    Albion South Beach Hotel

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 3-starGuest score 7.6/10 (238 reviews)

    1650 James Ave, Miami Beach

    Luxurious Amenities Don't miss out on recreational opportunities including an outdoor pool and a 24-hour fitness center. Additional features at this Art Deco hotel include complim…

  • Greenview Hotel By Lowkl

    Greenview Hotel By Lowkl

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 3-starGuest score 7.2/10 (1,744 reviews)

    1671 Washington Ave, Miami Beach

    Art Deco Charm Step back in time to 1939 and experience the classic Art Deco charm of Greenview Hotel By Lowkl. The historic property offers modern guest rooms with complimentary …

  • Crest Hotel Suites

    Crest Hotel Suites

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 3-starGuest score 7.4/10 (1,768 reviews)

    1670 James Avenue, Miami Beach

    Luxurious Accommodations Discover contemporary rooms and studios adorned with exclusive artwork and modern amenities. Each room features a work desk, free WiFi, and cable TV, prov…

  • Z Ocean Hotel, Classico A Sonesta Collection

    Z Ocean Hotel, Classico A Sonesta Collection

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 4-starGuest score 8.6/10 (260 reviews)

    1437 Collins Ave, Miami Beach

    Luxurious All-Suite Hotel in Miami Beach Relaxing Spa Services: Indulge in a hot stone massage or unwind by the outdoor pool with sun umbrellas and floating devices provided. Gour…

  • Henrosa Hotel

    Henrosa Hotel

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 3-starGuest score 8.1/10 (2,799 reviews)

    1435 Collins Avenue, Miami Beach

    Beachfront Luxury in Miami Beach City Views and 24-Hour Service: Enjoy stunning city views from our terrace and the convenience of a 24-hour front desk for all your needs. Modern …

  • Riviere South Beach Hotel

    Riviere South Beach Hotel

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 3-starGuest score 8.1/10 (1,764 reviews)

    1424 Collins Ave, Miami Beach

    Close to Beaches and Top Attractions Located just 4 minutes' walk from beautiful beaches in South Beach's Art Deco district, the Riviere South Beach Hotel offers modern amenities …

  • Kaskades Hotel South Beach

    Kaskades Hotel South Beach

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 3-starGuest score 8.4/10 (493 reviews)

    300 17th Street,, Miami Beach

    Luxury Oasis in Miami Beach Chic Accommodations: Experience comfort and style in our air-conditioned rooms equipped with modern amenities like a coffee machine, safety deposit box…

  • Island House South Beach

    Island House South Beach

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 3-starGuest score 7.4/10 (233 reviews)

    1428 Collins Avenue, Miami Beach

    Luxurious Accommodations Indulge in a stay at Miami Beach Island House South Beach, just steps away from Ocean Drive. Each room features a cable TV, refrigerator, and a private en…

  • The Ritz-Carlton, South Beach

    The Ritz-Carlton, South Beach

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 5-starGuest score 8.6/10 (142 reviews)

    1 Lincoln Rd, Miami Beach

    Luxurious Amenities Indulge in massages, body treatments, and facials at the spa. Relax by the outdoor pool, spa tub, or sauna. Enjoy a meal at the restaurant or sip a drink at th…

  • The Sagamore Hotel South Beach

    The Sagamore Hotel South Beach

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 4-starGuest score 8.4/10 (2,720 reviews)

    1671 Collins Ave, Miami Beach

    Art Deco Boutique Hotel in Miami's Historic District Contemporary Art Gallery and On-Site Dining Experience modern luxury at our beachfront boutique hotel, featuring a contemporar…

  • President Hotel

    President Hotel

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 3-starGuest score 7.8/10 (4,145 reviews)

    1423 Collins Ave, Miami Beach

    Chic Art Deco Style and Beach Proximity: Situated on Collins Avenue in vibrant South Beach, the President Hotel offers a casual yet stylish Art Deco ambiance just a block away fro…

  • President Hotel Villa

    President Hotel Villa

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 3-starGuest score 7.6/10 (576 reviews)

    1425 Collins Avenue, Miami Beach

    Rooftop Sun Terrace for Relaxation President Villa in Miami Beach invites you to unwind on its rooftop sun terrace, offering a serene escape just moments away from the beach. Comf…

  • Nassau Suite South Beach, an All-Suite Hotel

    Nassau Suite South Beach, an All-Suite Hotel

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 4-starGuest score 9.1/10 (1,977 reviews)

    1414 Collins Ave, Miami Beach

    Luxury Art Deco Suites Nassau Suite Hotel, located on Collins Avenue in Miami Beach, offers a unique blend of historic charm and modern luxury. Fully Equipped Kitchens in every su…

  • The Betsy Hotel, South Beach

    The Betsy Hotel, South Beach

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 5-starGuest score 9.2/10 (2,779 reviews)

    1440 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach

    Luxurious Accommodations and Amenities The Betsy Hotel, South Beach offers a unique blend of luxury and comfort, with each room adorned with fresh orchids, original art, hardwood …

  • Gale South Beach, Curio Collection By Hilton

    Gale South Beach, Curio Collection By Hilton

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 3-starGuest score 8.4/10 (401 reviews)

    1690 Collins Avenue, Miami Beach

    Beachfront Luxury Located in Miami, the Gale South Beach hotel offers a prime beachfront location with a range of luxurious amenities for guests to enjoy. Dining and Entertainment…

  • Cadet Hotel

    Cadet Hotel

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 4-starGuest score 8.2/10 (626 reviews)

    1701 James Ave, Miami Beach

    Luxurious Rooms with Personalized Service The Cadet Hotel, located in South Beach's Art Deco District, offers elegantly designed guest rooms with Egyptian cotton linens and design…

  • National Hotel, An Adult Only Oceanfront Resort

    National Hotel, An Adult Only Oceanfront Resort

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 4-starGuest score 8.8/10 (2,099 reviews)

    1677 Collins Ave, Miami Beach

    Luxurious Amenities and Services Boasting Miami Beach’s longest outdoor lap pool at 205-feet long, this hotel offers modern rooms and a poolside cabana spa. A cable TV, minibar, b…

  • Penguin Hotel

    Penguin Hotel

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 3-starGuest score 7.7/10 (1,995 reviews)

    1418 Ocean Dr, Miami Beach

    Historic Charm with Modern Touches Oceanfront Views and Nature-Themed Rooms Convenient Amenities and Access to Sister Property Book now to experience the perfect blend of history …

  • Casa Boutique Hotel

    Casa Boutique Hotel

    Under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 3-starGuest score 8.2/10 (634 reviews)

    1334 Washington Avenue, Miami Beach

    Charming Boutique Hotel in Miami Beach's Art Deco District Located in the heart of Miami Beach's historic Art Deco District, Casa Boutique Hotel offers a perfect blend of style an…

  • SLS South Beach

    SLS South Beach

    0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 5-starGuest score 8.6/10 (442 reviews)

    1701 Collins Ave, Miami Beach

    Oceanfront Luxury at SLS South Beach Modern Amenities: Enjoy a stay at the SLS South Beach where each guestroom is equipped with a flat-screen TV, iPod docking station, and WiFi. …

  • Marriott Vacation Club, South Beach

    Marriott Vacation Club, South Beach

    0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 3-starGuest score 9.3/10 (224 reviews)

    1410 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach

    Luxury Accommodation near Miami Beach Plasma TVs and Marble Bathrooms: Enjoy the luxury of plasma TVs and elegant marble bathrooms during your stay at Marriott Vacation Club Pulse…

  • Shepley South Beach Hotel

    Shepley South Beach Hotel

    0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 3-starGuest score 8.8/10 (2,872 reviews)

    1340 Collins Ave, Miami Beach

    Welcome to Shepley South Beach Hotel, your gateway to the vibrant heart of Miami Beach! Unmatched Location Nestled just steps away from the iconic Collins Avenue and Ocean Drive, …

  • Catalina Hotel & Beach Club

    Catalina Hotel & Beach Club

    0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 3-starGuest score 6.2/10 (1,596 reviews)

    1732 Collins Ave, Miami Beach

    Get ready for the ultimate South Beach getaway at Catalina Hotel & Beach Club. Located on Collins Avenue, just steps from the sand and the Miami Beach Convention Center, Catalina …

  • Eurostars Winter Haven Miami Beach

    Eurostars Winter Haven Miami Beach

    0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 4-starGuest score 8.2/10 (1,160 reviews)

    1400 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach

    Luxurious Art Deco Hotel in South Beach Rooftop Terrace for Stunning Views Experience the charm of South Beach at Winter Haven, Autograph Collection, with a rooftop terrace offeri…

  • Uma House by Yurbban South Beach

    Uma House by Yurbban South Beach

    0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 4-starGuest score 9.0/10 (2,206 reviews)

    1775 James Ave, Miami Beach

    Luxurious Accommodation Uma House by Yurbban South Beach, located in Miami Beach, offers upscale accommodation with air-conditioned rooms, modern amenities, and a private bathroom…

  • Marseilles Beachfront Hotel

    Marseilles Beachfront Hotel

    0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 4-starGuest score 8.1/10 (2,781 reviews)

    1741 Collins Ave, Miami Beach

    Direct Beach Access and Art Deco Style Experience the luxury of direct access to a private beach at our boutique Art Deco-style hotel. Surrounded by vibrant nightlife and shopping…

  • Lincoln Arms Suites

    Lincoln Arms Suites

    0.4 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture Walkable 3-starGuest score 8.0/10 (799 reviews)

    1800 James Avenue, Miami Beach

    Designed for both the business and leisure traveler alike, Lincoln Arms Suites offers modern style and comfort. The fully renovated and pristine apartment-style accommodations are…

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Getting to Do Not Sit On The Furniture

Address423 16th St, Miami Beach, Florida 33139

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Frequently asked questions

Can you walk to Do Not Sit On The Furniture from a hotel?

36 of the hotels listed here are close enough to walk on an event day. The rest are a drive or a rideshare. Each card says which.

Where should I stay for an event at Do Not Sit On The Furniture?

Everything listed here is within 0.4 mi of Do Not Sit On The Furniture. Closer means less travel on the night; further out is usually cheaper and often better for eating and getting around. The distance on each card is the trade-off.

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What hotels are closest to Do Not Sit On The Furniture?

The closest bookable hotel we list is Courtyard Miami Beach South Beach, under 0.3 mi from Do Not Sit On The Furniture. The 36 nearest are compared above, each with its real distance from the venue.