Green Tortoise Hostel
Green Tortoise Hostel is a hotel in San Francisco, about 0.3 mi from Punch Line Comedy Club - San Francisco and walkable on event days. Guests score it 8.7/10 across 1,264 reviews with our accommodation partner.
About Green Tortoise Hostel
The Green Tortoise San Francisco Hostel is a safe and affordable place to call home, centrally located in downtown's North Beach neighborhood, steps from Chinatown, Little Italy, Fisherman's Wharf and Union Square. Guests enjoy free breakfast, a dry sauna and nightly social events in mixed dorms, female dorms or private rooms, plus a historic ballroom common space.
Staying here for Punch Line Comedy Club - San Francisco events
Green Tortoise Hostel is about 0.3 mi from Punch Line Comedy Club - San Francisco, close enough to walk on the night rather than deal with traffic or a rideshare queue after the final whistle.
It is also within reach of 7 other venues we cover:
- Paname Sf (under 0.3 mi)
- Great Star Theater (under 0.3 mi)
- Palace Theatre San Francisco (under 0.3 mi)
- Fairmont San Francisco (0.5 mi)
- Cobbs Comedy Club (0.6 mi)
- The Masonic San Francisco (0.6 mi)
- Grace Cathedral (0.6 mi)
Upcoming events at Punch Line Comedy Club - San Francisco
If you are booking this hotel, this is probably why. Every date links to live tickets and an interactive seat map.
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See the full Punch Line Comedy Club - San Francisco schedule →

Check-in, parking and the practical details
| Address | 494 Broadway, San Francisco 94133 |
|---|---|
| Check-in | From 04:00 PM |
| Check-out | By 11:00 AM |
| Parking | Paid parking listed. Confirm the charge for event days. |
| Star rating | 1-star, as classified by our accommodation partner |
| Phone | +1 415 834 1000 |
Worth knowing before you arrive
Please note: Guests under 18 years of age can only check-in with a parent or official guardian. Guests under 16 years of age are only permitted in private rooms, unless an entire dorm is rented. Group reservations consisting of 5 or more persons may be asked for payment prior to arrival. We have a 14 days maximum stay. Guests must provide a government issued ID that is from outside the Bay Area. Please contact us if you are unsure about check-in requirements. Please note: Guests should inquire with hotel directly regarding fee for off-site parking. Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply. A deposit may be required at the property.
Facilities at Green Tortoise Hostel
Green Tortoise Hostel lists 50 facilities with our accommodation partner:
- Free Breakfast Daily
- WiFi
- Pool Table & Arcade Games
- Free Sauna
- Laundry Room
- Social Events Nightly
- 24 Hour Front Desk
- Free Luggage Storage
- Digital Nomad Work Space
- Discounted nearby parking (no on-site parking)
- Free WiFi
- Heating
- Laundry
- Luggage storage
- Sauna
- Games room
- Table tennis
- Billiards
- Non-smoking throughout
- Street parking
- Shared lounge/TV area
- Board games/puzzles
- Shared kitchen
- ATM/cash machine on site
- Lockers
- Vending machine - drinks
- Vending machine - snacks
- Evening entertainment
- Staff adhere to local safety protocols
- Laundry washed per local authority guidelines
- Guest rooms disinfected between stays
- Cleaning standards that are effective against Coronavirus
- Physical distancing rules followed
- Hand sanitizer in guest room and key areas
- Cashless payment available
- Fire extinguishers
- Sanitized tableware & silverware
- Smoke alarms
- Physical distancing in dining areas
- Key access
- CCTV outside property
- CCTV in common areas
- Process in place to check health of guests
- Access to health care professionals
- Screens / Barriers between staff and guests for safety
- 24-hour security
- Security alarm
- Live music/performance
- Pub crawls
- Stand-up comedy
What guests say about Green Tortoise Hostel
Summarised from guest reviews by our accommodation partner. We show the complaints alongside the praise, because a page that only lists what people liked is not worth reading.
What guests liked
- Great staff
- Spacious rooms
- Clean bathrooms
- Excellent amenities
What guests complained about
- Mention of red tape
Check availability
Rates come live from our accommodation partner for the dates you choose, and the price is confirmed before anything is charged. Cancellation terms differ by room and are shown on each one before you book.
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Frequently asked questions
Does Green Tortoise Hostel have parking?
Yes, but it is listed as paid parking. Check the current charge directly with the hotel, especially on event days.
What time is check-in at Green Tortoise Hostel?
Check-in starts at 04:00 PM and check-out is by 11:00 AM. Confirm directly with the property if you are arriving late after an evening event.
Does StubOrder set the price at Green Tortoise Hostel?
No. Rates come live from our accommodation partner and change constantly. The price shown is what you would pay for the dates you search, and it is confirmed before you book.
How far is Green Tortoise Hostel from Punch Line Comedy Club - San Francisco?
Green Tortoise Hostel is about 0.3 mi from Punch Line Comedy Club - San Francisco. That is walkable on event days for most people.
Is Green Tortoise Hostel a good place to stay for an event at Punch Line Comedy Club - San Francisco?
It is about 0.3 mi away, which is what makes it worth considering. Guests score it 8.7 out of 10 with our accommodation partner. We list both the guest likes and the complaints below, so read them and decide for yourself.
