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The Satire, Autograph Collection

The Satire, Autograph Collection is a hotel in Alexandria, VA, about 2.0 mi from Birchmere Music Hall. Guests score it 9.2/10 across 1,205 reviews with our accommodation partner.

The Satire, Autograph Collection

About The Satire, Autograph Collection

Luxurious Accommodations Located in historic Alexandria, Virginia, Hotel AKA Alexandria Alexandria - Old Town offers elegant guest rooms equipped with modern amenities such as a mini-refrigerator, coffee maker, and a flat-screen cable TV. Convenient Facilities Guests can maintain their fitness routine at the on-site fitness center and savor delicious meals at a.cafe for breakfast and lunch. For a delightful dinner experience, the hotel's a.lounge is the perfect choice. Prime Location Just moments away from the picturesque Potomac River, guests can easily explore the vibrant King Street with its array of shops, restaurants, and entertainment options. With the White House and Reagan National Airport in close proximity, Hotel AKA Alexandria Alexandria - Old Town is the ideal choice for your stay. Book now for an unforgettable experience!

Staying here for Birchmere Music Hall events

The Satire, Autograph Collection is about 2.0 mi from Birchmere Music Hall. That is a drive rather than a walk, so factor in parking at the venue and traffic either side of the event.

It is also within reach of 7 other venues we cover:

Upcoming events at Birchmere Music Hall

If you are booking this hotel, this is probably why. Every date links to live tickets and an interactive seat map.

See the full Birchmere Music Hall schedule →

Check-in, parking and the practical details

Address625 First Street, Alexandria VA 22314
Check-inFrom 04:00 PM
Check-outBy 11:00 AM
ParkingPaid. Confirm for event days.
Star rating4-star, as classified by our accommodation partner
Nearest airport codeDCA
GroupAutograph Collection

Worth knowing before you arrive

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply. A deposit may be required at the property.

Facilities at The Satire, Autograph Collection

The Satire, Autograph Collection lists 46 facilities with our accommodation partner:

  • WiFi available
  • Free WiFi
  • Parking
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Air conditioning
  • Fitness center
  • 24-hour front desk
  • Restaurant
  • Heating
  • Terrace
  • Pets allowed
  • Lift / Elevator
  • Luggage storage
  • Bar
  • Fax/photocopying
  • Facilities for disabled guests
  • Meeting/banquet facilities
  • Dry cleaning
  • Valet parking
  • Non-smoking throughout
  • Private parking
  • Parking garage
  • Wheelchair accessible
  • Toilet with grab rails
  • Higher level toilet
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Wine/champagne
  • Coffee Shop on site
  • Visual aids: Braille
  • Staff adhere to local safety protocols
  • Laundry washed per local authority guidelines
  • Cleaning standards that are effective against Coronavirus
  • Hand sanitizer in guest room and key areas
  • Cashless payment available
  • Fire extinguishers
  • First aid kit available
  • Sanitized tableware & silverware
  • Contactless check-in/check-out
  • Invoice provided
  • Guests can opt-out any cleaning services during stay
  • Smoke alarms
  • CCTV outside property
  • CCTV in common areas
  • 24-hour security
  • Security alarm
  • Key card access

What guests say about The Satire, Autograph Collection

Summarised from guest reviews by our accommodation partner. We show the complaints alongside the praise โ€” a page that only lists what people liked is not worth reading.

What guests liked

  • Excellent staff: friendly, helpful, professional
  • Great, convenient location
  • Beautiful, spacious and well-decorated rooms
  • Quiet and comfortable rooms
  • Modern/luxury property and decor
  • High-quality restaurant food
  • Spotlessly clean public spaces mentioned by some
  • Seamless check-in/check-out and strong valet service

What guests complained about

  • Carpets need deep steam cleaning; some towels frayed
  • Bathroom condensation issues; recommendation for fans and pest control (spiders reported)
  • AC issues: noisy units or not cooling to thermostat reading
  • Lobby and corridors are dim/dark; public areas sometimes need better cleaning
  • Slow restaurant/bar service and understaffing at times
  • Some guests found beds uncomfortable or experienced noise from birds/other rooms/dogs
  • Price concerns and overcharge for parking
  • No pool

Check availability

Rates come live from our accommodation partner for the dates you choose, and the price is confirmed before anything is charged. Cancellation terms differ by room and are shown on each one before you book.

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Frequently asked questions

Does StubOrder set the price at The Satire, Autograph Collection?

No. Rates come live from our accommodation partner and change constantly. The price shown is what you would pay for the dates you search, and it is confirmed before you book.

How far is The Satire, Autograph Collection from Birchmere Music Hall?

The Satire, Autograph Collection is about 2.0 mi from Birchmere Music Hall. Plan on driving or a rideshare rather than walking.

What time is check-in at The Satire, Autograph Collection?

Check-in starts at 04:00 PM and check-out is by 11:00 AM. Confirm directly with the property if you are arriving late after an evening event.

Is The Satire, Autograph Collection a good place to stay for an event at Birchmere Music Hall?

It is about 2.0 mi away, which is what makes it worth considering. Guests score it 9.2 out of 10 with our accommodation partner. Read the guest likes and complaints below and decide for yourself โ€” we list both.

Does The Satire, Autograph Collection have parking?

Parking is listed as available at this property. Check the current arrangement and any charge directly with the hotel, especially on event days.