# humans.txt  ::  https://www.stuborder.com
# Yes, a real person made this page. Hello.


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    |   S T U B O R D E R                   |   A D M I T     |
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    |                                       |    O N E        |
    |   GOOD FOR ONE VERY GOOD NIGHT        |                 |
    |                                       |   NO. 2006      |
    |   SEC 101    ROW A    SEAT 1          |                 |
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/* THE HOUSE */

    StubOrder. Buffalo, New York.
    Getting people through the turnstiles since 2006.


/* WHAT WE BELIEVE */

    The aisle seat is worth the extra money.

    Nobody has ever regretted going. Plenty of us have
    regretted waiting.

    A seat map should load before you lose interest.

    The nosebleeds are underrated and we will not be
    taking questions at this time.


/* THE FINE PRINT, KEPT SHORT */

    Independent resale marketplace. Not a box office, not the
    team, not the band. Sellers set the prices.


/* SAY HELLO */

    https://www.stuborder.com/contact

    Found a bug? Tell us.
    Found a better seat? Definitely tell us.


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